Monday, October 30, 2017

Wonderfully described definitions...

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her master

An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes
of students
without passing through the minds of either

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine

A place where divorce comes before marriage and success before work.

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees
later on

A book which people praise, but never read

A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing
can be done together

The name men give to their Mistakes

An invention to bring an end to all inventions

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look
 forward to the trip

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river

A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

A banker provided by nature

A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!

1 comment:

Kerry Schultz said...

A wonderful list of lessons you have there. Can't help but say that I agree to almost all of them, specially the one about marriage.